The Midlife Mount Podcast

Episode 34: The Real Monsters on the Mat: Hygiene & Head Games

This week on The Midlife Mount, we’re facing the real monsters on the mats—creepy crawlies like staph and ringworm, and the mental monsters of self-doubt, comparison, and perfectionism. We share stories, laughs, and practical tips to keep your training—and your mindset—healthy, confident, and unstoppable.

Episode 33: Mat of the Living Dead

In Mat of the Living Dead, we talk about those nights when you drag yourself onto the mats completely wiped out. We cover how to tell when it’s worth pushing through, when it’s smarter to rest, and tips for surviving a “zombie roll.” This one’s about staying consistent, giving yourself grace, and even finding value in the slow, tired nights.

Episode 32: Monster in Plain Sight

For our first-ever Halloween-themed episode, we’re taking a different route. Everyone’s talking about Netflix’s viral doc Unknown Number: A High school Catfish Story, so we decided to join in. A mom tormented her daughter and her boyfriend online for years — a real-life story of monsters hiding in plain sight.

Episode 31: The Mat-Hole Chronicles: Listeners Confessions

In this episode of The Midlife Mount, we dive into the world of mat-holes—the teammates, training partners, and strangers on the mats who test our patience, humility, and sometimes our limits. We share listener-submitted stories, our own confessions, and laugh, cringe, and learn from the unforgettable encounters that make BJJ both challenging and hilarious.
Along the way, we reflect on what these experiences teach us about respect, community, and how to grow both on and off the mats. Whether you’ve rolled with a mat-hole—or fear you might have been one yourself—this episode is full of insight, laughs, and lessons for every grappler.

Episode 30: Rolling Outside Your Bubble: Cross Training in BJJ

In this episode of The Midlife Mount, we dive into the pros and cons of cross-training in BJJ. From discovering new techniques and styles to navigating different gym cultures and etiquette, we break down what it really means to roll outside your comfort zone.
Along the way, we veered off on a fun trip down memory lane, reminiscing about some of our favorite music from the ’80s and ’90s. Whether you’re a seasoned cross-trainer or just curious about exploring new gyms, this episode is packed with practical tips, laughs, and a little nostalgic soundtrack for your journey.

Episode 29: Legacy in Motion: Midlife, Mats, and What We Leave Behind

In this episode of The Midlife Mount, we’re diving into the idea of legacy—what we want to leave behind in Jiu Jitsu, in our gyms, and in life. As midlife women on the mats, we reflect on the lessons we hope stick with our training partners, kids, and the next generation of grapplers.
Of course, in true Midlife Mount fashion, we don’t stay perfectly on track. Somewhere between talking about grit, kindness, and the mark we’re leaving in the sport… we get sidetracked swapping ghost stories. (Because what’s a legacy convo without a few chills and laughs along the way?)
This one’s a mix of heart, humor, and just a little bit of spooky—perfect for anyone thinking about how the rolls we put in today echo into tomorrow.

Episode 28: What Would You Rather?: BJJ Edition

In this episode of The Midlife Mount, we ditch the usual serious talk and dive into a hilarious game of “Would You Rather?” with a twist — midlife struggles meet Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu madness. From choosing between sleep and sweeps, to deciding if you’d rather get mounted on the mats or get mom-shamed off them, we tackle the tough (and sometimes ridiculous) questions that only grapplers in midlife can relate to. Expect laughs, honest stories, and maybe a few questionable choices — because sometimes, life’s about picking the lesser of two weird evils.

Episode 27: Technique Over Strength: Why Women Thrive in Jiu Jitsu

In this episode of The Midlife Mount, we explore why strength isn’t everything in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and how being a woman on the mats comes with both challenges and hidden advantages. From getting stuck under training partners twice our size to discovering the power of clean technique and leverage, we share the real-life experiences that make rolling as a midlife woman unique. Whether you’re just starting your BJJ journey or you’re a seasoned grappler, this episode will remind you that with patience, strategy, and technique, you can hold your own against anyone.

Episode 26: Don't Be a Mathole: Sportsmanship in Training and Competition

In this episode, we’re getting real about sportsmanship—on the mat, at competitions, and in your team culture. From over-celebrating to disappearing after a loss, we talk about how to support your teammates, check your ego, and build a community you’re proud to be part of.

Episode 25: Test. Adjust. Repeat: How We're Using Data to Train Smarter in Midlife

We're breaking down the results of our blood work and genetic testing-and how they're changing the way we train, eat, and recover. From surprising deficiencies to genetic insights, this episode is all about using data to train smarter in midlife.